Pinned / Featured
Be rest assured, the exploitation of your information is something we take very seriously.
The following updates are effective immediately:
By accessing CGN.US, you agree that we can call you at anytime to ask you how your Cats are doing
We keep your user data secure in one Excel Spreadsheet labeled "User Data" which we keep inside a folder called "Folder we keep User Data"
Personal Information mined from your accounts will now be used to power a hydroelectric damn in the West Indies.
Names of Users who enjoy the band Nickelback will be forwarded directly to CGN Staff so we can laugh at you.
Repeatedly mixing up your and you're will result in us displaying Ads to help you learn the difference.
Info listed on Dating Sites that doesn't match your Data on your CGN.US Profile will be highlighted in Yellow.
If you disable GPS Tracking on your mobile device. We will find you, turn it back on, tag you, and release you back into the wild.
To ensure user privacy, CGN.US must be accessed while wearing a tin foil hat.
If law enforcement ever requests your data as part of a criminal investigation, we will immediately shred it and then buy you a plane ticket.
If you have not explicitly told CGN.US your height and weight, we reserve the right to guess.
CGN.US will never use information regarding your current location to show you more relevant content, unless there is a Wendy's nearby.
In that Case we will make you aware of the closest Wendy's so you can order a delicious Baconator and Baconator Fries for the low low price of $5.99!